Brandon Sullivan, all yours
Yes this is OOC. No this is not completely OOC.

EXCUSE YOU. 

MYWORLDWIDEWEB. WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? 

YOU BET YOUR ASS HE’S TAKEN, HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN ALL THE “READ MORE” POSTS? IT’S ONLY LIKE FUCKING 53 OF THEM! 

~ knives, you go, girl.